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2023 Findings
Thank you all for your efforts, but it is clear we are very far from understanding what exactly is going on here. Maybe things will settle down enough so that camp can happen for real in 2024 – but that is months out and there’s potentially more to learn between now and then. Our investigation…
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Investigation Day 5 – KMK Enterprises
OK. I hope only you junior investigators can read what I am about to write. I am taking a HUGE risk by even posting this, but campers, we have to talk about the elephant in the room. KMK is obviously a big part of everything we do here at camp, as it is ultimately because…
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Investigation Day 4 – The Trails
Today’s focus is on a part of camp that actually goes beyond the property lines and has potentially miles of secrets to hide: the trails. Now, I know a lot of the trails have been kept closed due to various reasons, and I am sure that our Trail Superintendent Rusty Fields has had good reason…
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Investigation Day 3 – The Phenomenologist
What the hell exactly is a phenomenologist? Sounds like a made up profession to me. Granted, you could argue that any profession is ultimately made up, including my self appointment as lead investigator for this unofficial investigation we are deeply invested in at this point of the week…. Anyway, back on track here. So I…
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Investigation Day 2 – Legends & Stories
Hey campers – Lead Investigator Shelby here with another angle in the Camp Koh mystery to pursue. Keep up the great work everyone! Everybody loves a good story, especially scary ones that can be told around a campfire on a dark summer evening. Camp Koh has a long tradition of campfire tales, ranging from lighthearted…
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Investigation Day 1 – WCKR
Hey campers, Shelby here. I have been digging around in the broadcasting cabin and have come across a lot of interesting stuff. Olie doesn’t throw away anything which is great for snooping around!
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Unofficial Investigation Officially Open
Hey everyone, Head Counselor now Lead Investigator Shelby here. Some weird stuff went down last year, and even though there has been an ongoing ‘official’ investigation by the brass, I don’t feel like they really have any idea what is going on around here. They already cancelled camp this year, but I haven’t told us…
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WCKR Auto-DJ ‘D3E-J4Y’ missing
WCKR is currently offline due to an unexpected staffing shortage. Experimental AI and station host D3E-J4Y v3.1 is missing and at this time the official camp radio relay will remain offline until an official investigation is completed. DJ Olie will remain on staff to perform maintenance on broadcasting equipment but he does not have authorization…
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Press Release: 2022 Camp Koh incident
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE KMK Enterprises Assures Safety Measures Amid Last Summer’s Camp Tragedy KMK Enterprises, a leading multinational organization committed to bettering humanity, expresses profound sadness over the tragic events that occurred at Camp Koh last summer. Our thoughts and deepest sympathies continue to be with the affected families during this difficult time. As we…
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