Author: Camp Staff
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Camp Phenomenologist Calvin arrives at Camp Koh
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (ENTONA VALLEY) — Campers, you no doubt are aware of the strange issues that have begun to appear here at our peaceful place on the lake. Well, I am happy to announce that we should start to get some answers to your burning questions, as KMK has dispatched renowned researcher Calvin to…
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Fish Disappear from Lake Yultie, Anglers Empty-Handed
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE VALLEY VOICE, ENTONA VALLEY’S #1 NEWS SOURCE Anglers and researchers at Lake Yultie both agree – something fishy is happening under the water, or more accurately, something not fishy is happening. As in there aren’t any fish in there for some unknown reason. We heard from local ace fisherman, Alfred Grisham,…
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Billy Rodgers wins 43rd Camp Koh Strongman title
Billy Rodgers, 13, of the Craven Manor Patrol Cabin 3 has come away with the 43rd Camp Koh Strongman competition title! He was able to lift almost double that of the field of competition, making sure that the end result was not in doubt. In an exclusive interview with WCKR‘s Andy & Caleb, he outlines…
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Day 6 – Camp Dance!
Hey campers, HC Shelby here. I just want to address a vicious rumor going around that I wear a wig – that is simply not true, the hair you see is the hair that I have. I don’t know what anyone could stand to gain from making such an accusation towards me, but it is…
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Day 5 – Discussion: Madman vs The Burning
Hey campers! Tonight the counselors are going to sit down and dig into two iconic cult summer slashers from 1981 – The Madman and The Burning franchises. We’re going to pick sides and defend our positions in picking which killer is more legendary! Will Cropsey end up on top, or will Madman Marz slash his…
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Day 4 – Game Night (Psycho Killer)
Hey Campers! Tonight we are going to hang out at the mess hall and play a board game – Psycho Killer by Escape Tabletop Games. Patrick is going to be walking us through the game this evening on Youtube Escape Tabletop Games has generously provided a 15% discount for all campers who purchase the game…
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The Prospector
A local Camp Koh Legend Legend has it that once settlers arrived in the area, gold and other valuable minerals were located, spurring a small gold rush to the Entona Valley. It turns out, the claims of vast riches were wrong- the gold was in fact just pyrite (fool’s gold) and the desperate miners who…
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The Valley Vixens
A Local Camp Koh Legend A farmer in the area was blessed with three daughters, each more beautiful than the next. They were known for their exceptional grace and singing ability, and were always being pursued by suitors, none of whom seemed to last long before the next arrived. As time marched on and the…
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Yelly, The Lake Yultie Serpent
A Camp Koh/Lake Yultie legend There are rumors of a large, serpent-like creature that lives in the lake. Sightings date back to the tribes that settled in the valley. Some suspect evidence has been captured over the years since photography and video have become more common. Most sightings are on foggy mornings or rainy nights.…
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The Wooded Maniac
A local Camp Koh legend There once was a hermit that lived in a cabin on top of a large rock in the middle of the woods here. When the forest was turned into a national park, he grew agitated as his solitude was continually disrupted by loud campers and hikers. As the traffic to…